Military Grade Shotgun Wedding With Scope and Secondary Function

wedding day, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

The old adage "Opposites attract" seems to hold no water with these two lovebirds. Who caught the bouquet?!

submitted by anon.

A.D.I.D.A.K.

KP4, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy, as time permits, enjoys rocking out as the lead singer of alternative metal band "TungFyst."

By Tasha G.

Keamy Lets It All Out

Keamy Lets It All Out , originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy and Paris Hilton attend a primal scream class together at a trendy day spa on the upper west side.

By Tasha G.

Keamy Wants His Babajuice

Keamy Wants His Babajuice, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

An infant Martin Keamy becomes enraged when his mother refuses him a sip of his favorite sweetened juice product.

By Tasha G.

Take On Keamy

Take On Keamy, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy agreed to appear in this music video but did not allow the stylist to put any mousse in his hair.

By Tasha G.

Not So Innocent

Not So Innocent, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy "accidentally" exposes himself on the way to a popular Los Angeles hot spot. Put that thing away Marty!

By Jeremy U.

Rare Keamy Card. Mint!! A+++ MUST SEE!!

Rare Keamy Card. Mint!! A+++ MUST SEE!!, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy not only has appeared in a number of genuine Topps sporting cards, he also will chew on the stale gum without a moment's hesitation. A true mercenary.

By Shawn G.

The Luckiest Keamy

The Luckiest Keamy , originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy proves himself to be quite the orator as he delivers a stirring speech after he retires from his beloved game of baseball.

By Juan C.

Keams in Heaven

Keams in Heaven, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy performs a touching acoustic ballad that never fails to stir up old memories.

By Juan C.

Aboard the Cyclone

Aboard the Cyclone, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy rides a roller coaster and gets angry when a little girl lets her fear get the best of her. "Swallow that fear little girl." He says to her. "Swallow that fear."

Submitted by Tasha G.

Martin the Tank Engine

Martin the Tank Engine, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy is saddened by having to haul coach cars and engine parts around when all he has ever dreamed of doing is pulling the express train.

Submitted by Tasha G.

Ikari Warrior

Ikari Warrior, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Ancient Internet memes collide and help transform Martin Keamy into an 8 bit video game character.

Submitted by Tasha G.

KeeeeeeaaamHaw!!

mel, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy enjoys all methods of transportation


Submitted by Mel

Martin Keamy rides on a boat

Martin Keamy rides on a boat, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

Martin Keamy enjoys all methods of transportation

Bride of Keamy

Bridge of Keamy, originally uploaded by keamysparadise.

It was once so lonely being the ultimate killer, Martin felt his only hope was to create a bride to love him unconditionally

Submitted by Amanda